Modern life does not fail loudly — it hums. It hums with stimulation, urgency, and ritualized compensation, masking misalignment just well enough to keep the machinery turning. Coffee, caffeine, and the countless “small” stimulants threaded through daily life are rarely questioned because they feel benign, even necessary. Yet beneath their ubiquity lies a subtler function: sustaining motion in systems that no longer nourish the human nervous system, spirit, or sense of meaning. What follows is not an indictment of coffee, but an examination of what it reveals.